EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!
Haruko Haruhara vs. Johannes Krauser !!!
You’re in Detroit Metal City, better lay it on the line
Call me Pyramidhead, Baby ask me for the time!
I’ll crush you like a teropod stepping on a melon
You can’t even play guitar, and I’m a certified felon!
I murdered both my parents just because I got mad
But they let me out of jail so I could play in my band
When I hear people talk about your depth it makes me laugh
My money says that FLCL’s short for full of crap!
Keep your robot out my head, maybe shove it up your ass
If you’re gonna run your lips, I only need your lower half
It’s nice to meet you, Soichiro, I’m glad I came down
To meet a Swedish pop musician in the body of a clown
You’ll be the reason for the blood drops on my guiitar
When I say batter up and smash you with it real hard
I’ve come from another planet to destroy a Demon King
But all I see right here is a wannabee Sting!
This is my fight song, beating like a Hammer
You’re nothin’ but a Death metal Hannah Montana
I’ll slap you in the face until you look like Sid Vicious
But I’ll try not to smudge your mascara, with my disses
If my playing with my teeth somehow failed to make you wet
We’ll rock and roll all night cause you ain’t seen nothing yet!
I’m gonna furiously climax in your fully crazy face
While I forcefully coil that guitar strap around your nape
I’ll leave you like Naota’s house, pieces on the ground shattered
I guess I shoulda warned ya, I’m a grotesque choking hazard!
Look at poor little Soichi, mad he didn’t get his way
You could manage your anger better if you finally got laid
You like to yell at women like a sexist misogynist
You like to beat up Keisuke like a midget hating communist
You’re not a Mad Slash Killer, you’re a Kissy-face hack
Gene Simmons just called, he wants his Love Gun back!
How’s your live action movie? Mine’s a Death Records hit!!
Oh that’s right, nobody cars about your stupid random shit.
You can call my music gross, but what’s the worst I’ve really done?
You like to dress like Elvis cause you both like ‘em young!
I’ll put you on the Dethclock, sacrifice you to the meanest
Should this revenge be taken? Only with my Death Penis!
Go play some folk for your folks, I know that’s all you ever wanted
Put away your clown paint before your soul’s forever haunted
by the dreams you never got to live, the girlfriend you abused
Go find a doctor who can help you through your crazy short fuse
You don’t have to be like me, quit your band and go home
You’ve had your fifteen minutes of fame… Each episode!
Who won? Who’s next?