The Superman that Didn’t Blow

Parody of Somebody That I Used to Know

Now and then I think of when I was a child
I read the comics and I watched Lois and Clark
I used to think you meant something
And it was more than box office bling
But that’s nostalgia and it’s something we all remember

You were my hero even if you were kind of boring
You were the boy scout, in the end, you’d always win
So I’ll be honest, although I was a fan
You never held a candle to Batman
But I’ll admit that your cartoon came pretty close.

But you didn’t have to make it dark
Make a gritty reboot that was way out of your territory
And I am not afraid of Zod
He was way too bland and didn’t look that tough
No you didn’t have to kiss your love
It would have worked better if you’d saved that for the second movie
I guess it is too late for that
Now I miss the Superman that didn’t blow

Now I miss the Superman that didn’t blow
Now I miss the Superman that didn’t blow

Man of Steel was such a painful thing to sit through
And yet I know it’s not the biggest piece of shit you’ve done
And I’m afraid I can’t ignore
Your movies number three and four
Those travesties are worse, I know
And yet you’ve got me pining for the Superman that didn’t blow

But you didn’t have to make it dark
Make a gritty reboot that was way out of your territory
And I am not afraid of Zod
He was way too bland and didn’t look that tough
No you didn’t have to kiss your love
It would have worked better if you’d saved that for the second movie
I guess it is too late for that
Now I miss the Superman that didn’t blow

I’m missing
(The cartoon show)
I’m wishing
(I could watch the Superman that didn’t blow)

I’m missing
(The Smallville show)
He beat Goku
(I could watch the Superman that didn’t blow)

(That didn’t blow)
(That didn’t blow)
(I really hate)
This movie

 

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